November 11, 2007
James walked into the kitchen this morning with a very serious look on his face. His teeth, lips, and chin were covered in the waxy residue of a black crayloa crayon. His afro was filled with large, sticky chunks of mushed up banana.
Me: Wow James. What happened?
James: Moyee. Cwayons es not fo eating. Bwanas es fo eating. (translastion: Mommy. Crayons are not for eating. Bananas is for eating.)
Me: Well it looks like you learned that the hard way.
James: Um...yeah.
Once again, Tuesday's bath just can't come soon enough.
That's a valuable lesson for us all.
ReplyDeleteseriously lmao re: Tuesday's bath. that's pretty damn funny.
ReplyDeletePatty...my new favorite quote, courtesy of my friend Beth, is..."Of course I give my kid a bath every day. Well, every TUESday!"
ReplyDeleteShe came up with that one while making fun of me at the park!
At least he wasn't playing with glue! Taking that stuff out is next to impossible.
ReplyDeleteyuck James!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope he's potty trained because I don't think I'd want to change a waxy poo diaper :P
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
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