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May 23, 2008

Wow. Have you all read the comments on Thursday's post? Before yesterday I had absolutely no idea who my target market was--Moms? Mormons? Runners? Jared's 97 cousins?

But now my friends, it's perfectly clear--this blog appeals to lazy sacks of crap. And hooooo boy, I love it!

Do you realize that the average 'Lawsons do Dallas' reader spends roughly 75% of their work day farting around?

In an effort to honor my dedicated readers (and your dedication means a lot to me since you're all so stinkin' lazy), I've decided to change the tagline on my blog. Here are the choices:

A. The Lawsons do Dallas--The Premier On-Line Community for People who Poop, Procrastinate, and Pretend to Work.

B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.

C. The Lawsons do Dallas--Quick! Act Like You're Working!

D. The Lawsons do Dallas--A Place to Practice for Retirement.

E. The Lawsons do Dallas--Read Now. Photo-Copy Your Ass Later.

Feel free to cast your vote in the comments section, or make a suggestion of your own--that is, if you can spare a minute. While you're deliberating over the choices, just remember--you've all exceeded my expectations.

23 comments:

  1. The Roberts Rollercoaster RIdeMay 23, 2008 9:18 AM

    "A" all the way! A classic Lawson summary!

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  2. jjstringhamMay 23, 2008 9:38 AM

    I'm totally voting for A. I poop. I procrastinate. I don't even pretend to work though. Hopefully I'd still be allowed to come visit your blog though.

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  3. akshayeMay 23, 2008 9:51 AM

    A though I like E also.. alright I gotta go, they got the new jumbo copier I want to try my butt on!

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  4. IanMay 23, 2008 10:20 AM

    I have to cast my vote for B.

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  5. Katy ShamitzMay 23, 2008 10:57 AM

    i like a and e. :)

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  6. Vince A.May 23, 2008 11:23 AM

    Dallas? You gots to do Maine or wherever you are up there...

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  7. AnonymousMay 23, 2008 1:13 PM

    A! A! A! A!

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  8. AnonymousMay 23, 2008 1:31 PM

    I vote for A, too. Good choices, though, it took far too much of my valuable wasted time to decide. :)

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  9. Michelle GlauserMay 23, 2008 1:51 PM

    B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.

    I hope he's reading it. Then we can have some inside jokes together.

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  10. GrandmaMay 23, 2008 4:53 PM

    or F. The Lawson do nothing.

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  11. PattyMay 23, 2008 5:39 PM

    Definitely Comment B. That was is funny as hell.

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  12. MMay 23, 2008 10:27 PM

    I vote for A but then I'm a sucker for alliteration.

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  13. LisaMay 24, 2008 6:40 AM

    my vote is for B.

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  14. SarahMay 24, 2008 8:37 AM

    I like A!!!

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  15. CherylMay 24, 2008 10:20 AM

    They're all hilarious! I like E - the copier one. But I'm with Vince on the Maine thing. Maybe something like "The Lawsons go Maine redneck"?

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  16. HarshesMay 24, 2008 11:09 AM

    I say A sounds most like what you would use. And ya, why is it still Dallas?

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  17. CMay 24, 2008 12:15 PM

    A all the way.

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  18. Team O'ConnorMay 25, 2008 12:00 AM

    I so wish I could go back to being one of your lazy blog readers but they frown upon that kind of thing in tech school. I'm sure once I get into the real Air Force world I'll be able to keep better tabs on your life, but it's going to have to wait until November. I also choose 'A'. While the others are equally shart worthy, 'A' acutally uses the word 'poop'...and I like that.

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  19. JillybeanMay 25, 2008 5:16 PM

    A

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  20. AnonymousMay 25, 2008 5:17 PM

    I SO vote for "A"!

    Because sometimes I procrastinate pooping.

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  21. CharlotteMay 25, 2008 10:05 PM

    My first pick is "E" followed closely by "A". Now I'm off to photo copy my you-know-what...

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  22. P.O.M.May 27, 2008 1:15 PM

    A for sheezy!

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  23. leslieMay 27, 2008 5:18 PM

    ha. i love "B." it's delightfully presumptuous.

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