tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post4260225427016791605..comments2023-10-23T11:12:26.369-06:00Comments on The Lawsons did Dallas!: An Update on My ConditionAmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14715052085806922197noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-66457929760463327282009-12-15T07:59:57.014-06:002009-12-15T07:59:57.014-06:00uh i look like that and i don't have a new bor...uh i look like that and i don't have a new born as an excuse.V and Co.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05918125950742564164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-52868736294970791492009-12-08T12:20:52.889-06:002009-12-08T12:20:52.889-06:00Ahhh, Amy, I have been away as a reader for a bit,...Ahhh, Amy, I have been away as a reader for a bit, but reading these last few posts have had me cracking up! And when I saw that pic of Large Marge, I honestly spit my coffee out on my keyboard. And I thought that result might make you happy :)Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01465800584212530717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-27302269790536121222009-12-05T05:40:06.976-06:002009-12-05T05:40:06.976-06:00and I'm reading this at an unGodly hour becaus...and I'm reading this at an unGodly hour because my near THREE year old likes to wake up somewhere between midnight and butt-a$$-early. Good luck with the sleeping... and if you find a cure for it (you know, one that's legal) let me in on the secret, will ya?Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18422697812333121141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-7314315652467063842009-12-02T15:57:29.710-06:002009-12-02T15:57:29.710-06:00I always heard about "Large Marge" but n...I always heard about "Large Marge" but never had a face to go with it. Thanks for making her more real for me. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13915088756120459106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-26455863908513277982009-12-02T06:03:24.170-06:002009-12-02T06:03:24.170-06:00You only have three more months! Then you can Fer...You only have three more months! Then you can Ferberize and you'll have your nights back to yourself forever more.Hildiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08825826597565796467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-88535296825998153542009-12-01T20:48:05.315-06:002009-12-01T20:48:05.315-06:00The first child lured you in with his goodness, hu...The first child lured you in with his goodness, huh?Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07256803031351067982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-29598436885844478092009-12-01T19:03:11.482-06:002009-12-01T19:03:11.482-06:00On this very night ten years ago.....On this very night ten years ago.....Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14443663543779195892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-3066273530276781522009-12-01T17:21:20.742-06:002009-12-01T17:21:20.742-06:00P.S: Don't add a lot of sugar; just a tad. :)P.S: Don't add a lot of sugar; just a tad. :)chattypatrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15928593117804100052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-56800389111463899882009-12-01T17:20:39.058-06:002009-12-01T17:20:39.058-06:00Boil a head of lettuce. Strain the water and let i...Boil a head of lettuce. Strain the water and let it cool. Add sugar. Store in a gallon and refrigerate. Give Maggie a bottle tonight. If she is one of the people who get sleepy when they eat lettuce, she will conk out and you will sleep. Good luck!chattypatrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15928593117804100052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-18735259126768791182009-12-01T16:27:15.528-06:002009-12-01T16:27:15.528-06:00I'm sorry I'm still choking after reading ...I'm sorry I'm still choking after reading that James not only slept 12 hours at night but also took a 4 hour nap. what the heck?! I haven't had more than a 3 hour stretch of sleep since 2001. For reals. I take Unisom every night... not in hopes of sleeping through the night... but to help me fall back to sleep as quickly as possible after being woken. That does make a difference and is safe while breastfeeding.Mrs Furioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18082932653215907248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-3936253192457554342009-12-01T15:51:14.351-06:002009-12-01T15:51:14.351-06:00I haven't thought about large Marge in a long ...I haven't thought about large Marge in a long time. Thanks for the reminder.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04679175981747804889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-31681087174457144062009-12-01T15:46:17.301-06:002009-12-01T15:46:17.301-06:00I remember those kind of nights as a new mom. My d...I remember those kind of nights as a new mom. My daughter (now 14 months) was and is a terrible sleeper. Seriously, I don't know how the kid functions! She goes to bed at 8:30pm, usually wakes up just to cry at around midnight and maybe one other time before being up for good at 5 or 6 am. And this is a HUGE improvement!!! When she was younger and still nursing, she was up EVERY. FREAKIN'.TWO.HOURS. Like clock work. I almost lost my mind. That lasted for 6 months till I finally pulled the plug on middle of the night feedings (She'd slept through the night a time or two on her own, so I knew she didn't NEED to eat in the middle of the night) That change helped a little, but she's still a terrible sleeper. She hardly even naps! She *might* take one or two 30 minute naps in a day, that's it! Don't get me wrong, every now and then (growth spurts, teething) she will sleep from 8pm to 6am with no issue and take glorious 2 hour naps...but those are rare days. And my sleep schedule is so screwy that even when *she* sleeps through the night, *I* do not!!! <br />I shouldn't complain too much, aside from the no sleeping, she is seriously an awesome baby. So I guess it all evens out.Christina McKinneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15923324504641844369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-6532395336077674762009-12-01T15:13:41.884-06:002009-12-01T15:13:41.884-06:00Don't even ask yourself that question. SERIOUS...Don't even ask yourself that question. SERIOUSLY. I am STILL asking myself that question and you know when MY baby was born... just don't ask.Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868678035006728581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-24373709469516611162009-12-01T14:56:20.125-06:002009-12-01T14:56:20.125-06:00I don't think Patrick will be visiting Maine a...I don't think Patrick will be visiting Maine any time soon.Bahston Beanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09104888563671611331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-79656165914955486532009-12-01T14:34:56.802-06:002009-12-01T14:34:56.802-06:00I was terrified of large marge as a kid....serious...I was terrified of large marge as a kid....seriously terrified!Brad and Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15781842940426112681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-76761948013751502502009-12-01T14:24:31.061-06:002009-12-01T14:24:31.061-06:00Like you...first baby - slept awesome...still does...Like you...first baby - slept awesome...still does. Second baby - slept like crap...still does. I haven't slept through the night in 3.5 years. No joke. I look like poop, but I've accepted it. I just keep hoping that one day he'll wake up and be old enough to entertain himself instead of needing me. Sigh. I feel for you.Adrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819384537799648491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-63665865509199281762009-12-01T14:15:02.014-06:002009-12-01T14:15:02.014-06:00Let's just say that I watched so many infomerc...Let's just say that I watched so many infomercials with my newborns that I actually bought one of those damn glider exercisers. I felt like a zombie all the time... a really ornery, hormonal, falling apart zombie. BUT it does end... finally, yes, it ends. My baby is 8 years old, and most nights don't even get interrupted. (Now, cleaning up a bed in the morning that has been peed in still happens, but that's another story.)Mindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06567142546664665869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-27852000635089620972009-12-01T14:04:47.619-06:002009-12-01T14:04:47.619-06:00You have got to go to your local library and check...You have got to go to your local library and check out the book, 'The Baby Whisperer' by Tracy Hogg, or buy it on Amazon. Best gift I was EVER given. All 3 of my kids have slept 8 hrs at night between 8 and 12 weeks. Good luck!Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03513213523716632554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-2136028583246566492009-12-01T14:00:15.355-06:002009-12-01T14:00:15.355-06:00My babies were both fans of the all-night all-you-...My babies were both fans of the all-night all-you-can-eat-buffet... how long will it last? Well, we're going on 3 years. I kissed my husband last night and he pulled back and told me to shower because I looked like a wet rat. (That last sentence is 100% the honest truth). I figure I'll reclaim myself sometime in 2030...Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07149278608548299431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-11108455610170805552009-12-01T13:59:25.203-06:002009-12-01T13:59:25.203-06:00Oh, Amy, I feel for you! Both Sarah and Helen wer...Oh, Amy, I feel for you! Both Sarah and Helen were that way for me. Thankfully, they were followed by Dani and Dominic (pure bliss babies).<br /><br />I swear it is Dani and Dominic that keep the shop open for more kids around here. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-44499676127415187202009-12-01T13:54:39.577-06:002009-12-01T13:54:39.577-06:00Good luck with that. My kids have all been craptas...Good luck with that. My kids have all been craptastic sleepers so I'm used to it. But baby girl slept through the night for like two months straight (at about 4 months) and then bam...not so much. We went from blissful nights of sleep to sitting up in the rocking chair wishing for baby valium.Kimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07022427494964878151noreply@blogger.com