tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post5343213335176486334..comments2023-10-23T11:12:26.369-06:00Comments on The Lawsons did Dallas!: Bringing Home the BaconAmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14715052085806922197noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-72353768585270712342007-11-21T18:42:00.000-06:002007-11-21T18:42:00.000-06:00I drinkie wineFrom great Sonoma VI likey yes Ok, s...I drinkie wine<BR/>From great Sonoma V<BR/>I likey yes <BR/><BR/>Ok, so I'm too late and I don't know anything about haikus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-82344522984034530152007-11-15T12:51:00.000-06:002007-11-15T12:51:00.000-06:00I vote for amy's manly man haiku.I vote for amy's manly man haiku.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-33265091863438789512007-11-15T12:42:00.000-06:002007-11-15T12:42:00.000-06:00I have a rumblyin my large spacious tumblyi want s...I have a rumbly<BR/>in my large spacious tumbly<BR/>i want some hunnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-65521950061543938482007-11-15T12:40:00.000-06:002007-11-15T12:40:00.000-06:00YO, amy does rockshe is the coolierestshe is so po...YO, amy does rock<BR/>she is the coolierest<BR/>she is so pottieshAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-89704247854036156712007-11-15T12:04:00.000-06:002007-11-15T12:04:00.000-06:00Oh James, with your 'froThe perfect Richard Simmon...Oh James, with your 'fro<BR/>The perfect Richard Simmons<BR/>In hand-sewn hot pantsMarathon Maritzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00617226310522206108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-1272558784227727232007-11-15T07:53:00.000-06:002007-11-15T07:53:00.000-06:00Farting is so coolBut never eat yellow snowIt is b...Farting is so cool<BR/>But never eat yellow snow<BR/>It is bad for youAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04183394462924820067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-48877678909142983212007-11-14T22:34:00.000-06:002007-11-14T22:34:00.000-06:00Working it doth suckMay you have fast internetAnd ...Working it doth suck<BR/>May you have fast internet<BR/>And a private deskTheOneTrueSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04756132396031048647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-22575712901132054032007-11-14T22:26:00.000-06:002007-11-14T22:26:00.000-06:00Run on the treadmill.Fart like a howler monkey.Bri...Run on the treadmill.<BR/>Fart like a howler monkey.<BR/>Bring joy to the world.Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07149278608548299431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-6696508822947461662007-11-14T21:50:00.000-06:002007-11-14T21:50:00.000-06:00Failed haikus in schoolScott Hanson was in my clas...Failed haikus in school<BR/>Scott Hanson was in my class<BR/>His Wranglers fit tightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-66699422751368772462007-11-14T21:00:00.000-06:002007-11-14T21:00:00.000-06:00Haikus make headachesI've been counting for an hou...Haikus make headaches<BR/>I've been counting for an hour<BR/>I deserve a prizeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-32651468068040323052007-11-14T20:25:00.000-06:002007-11-14T20:25:00.000-06:00lololol....thanks for the birthday shout-out Amy! ...lololol....thanks for the birthday shout-out Amy! :) I actually enjoyed a glass of pinot grigio...hope the substitution was okay. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-76725912163941498732007-11-14T20:17:00.000-06:002007-11-14T20:17:00.000-06:00My college friend Annsat on my Doritos' bagWhere's...My college friend Ann<BR/>sat on my Doritos' bag<BR/>Where's my Sonic shake?<BR/><BR/>(sorry, that was a repressed college memory and long story! - feel free to analyze and use it as you see fit)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-29191002745615583862007-11-14T19:47:00.000-06:002007-11-14T19:47:00.000-06:00That'd be flippin'Awesome if it was THE oneNext Co...That'd be flippin'<BR/>Awesome if it was THE one<BR/>Next Conference talk'll tell<BR/><BR/>(next time "MollyMo" brings a centerpiece to RS, you can say "Oh yeah? Well Sr. Beck called me a Mormon Pottymouth! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!"<BR/><BR/>Can't wait to read Vanilla's haiku. Can't decide who's funnier between the two of you. Maybe you should have a blog-off to find out.Topherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12846292319333320839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-12120076798757925792007-11-14T19:36:00.000-06:002007-11-14T19:36:00.000-06:00The Lawson Family Bodily Function Haiku-based on r...The Lawson Family Bodily Function Haiku-based on recent posts<BR/><BR/>Amy's full of gas<BR/>oh no- James pooped in his pants <BR/>and Dad's got to pee!!!!Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14443663543779195892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-1106206767183791062007-11-14T19:11:00.000-06:002007-11-14T19:11:00.000-06:00Topher...that Julie Beck comment was just brought ...Topher...that Julie Beck comment was just brought to my attention. I really have no idea if it's the real her or not.<BR/><BR/>Leave it to me to not recognize the name!<BR/><BR/>Do you think that I was really called a Mormon potty mouth by THE Julie Beck?! That would be...um...flattering?Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14715052085806922197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-80142414868495505042007-11-14T19:06:00.000-06:002007-11-14T19:06:00.000-06:00Amy's cool so coolThat Julie Beck RS presHaikus on...Amy's cool so cool<BR/>That Julie Beck RS pres<BR/>Haikus on her blog<BR/><BR/>(is that THE Julie Beck, as in General RS President?)<BR/><BR/>I am a runner<BR/>I am also a Mormon<BR/>Amy's funnierTopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12846292319333320839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-61778629878393720072007-11-14T17:53:00.000-06:002007-11-14T17:53:00.000-06:00Walgreens almost killed my DadI can't help it, I'm...Walgreens almost killed my Dad<BR/>I can't help it, I'm so mad!<BR/>Read my blog to see what's what.chattypatrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15928593117804100052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-73652791986722877692007-11-14T17:50:00.000-06:002007-11-14T17:50:00.000-06:00Knocked out by the smellHave you taken a bath yet?...Knocked out by the smell<BR/>Have you taken a bath yet?<BR/>Let's wipe off the Doritos.chattypatrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15928593117804100052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-38457193116411473832007-11-14T17:49:00.000-06:002007-11-14T17:49:00.000-06:00Laundry really sucksAs well as doing dishesA maid ...Laundry really sucks<BR/>As well as doing dishes<BR/>A maid I am not<BR/><BR/>So I'll read your blog<BR/>Hoping the clean fairy comes<BR/>Aren't fantasies cool!J.C. Montgomeryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05681137099755243041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-83743028934144873982007-11-14T17:06:00.000-06:002007-11-14T17:06:00.000-06:00I don't want to cookKrispy Kremes for dinnerPork c...I don't want to cook<BR/>Krispy Kremes for dinner<BR/>Pork chops tomorrowThe Slacker Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03936318300727606577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-12920496006378950302007-11-14T17:02:00.000-06:002007-11-14T17:02:00.000-06:00I want to win prizePerhaps a Doritos bagPreferred ...I want to win prize<BR/>Perhaps a Doritos bag<BR/>Preferred not empty.jjstringhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00647702321301935918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-32096420099802194052007-11-14T17:01:00.000-06:002007-11-14T17:01:00.000-06:00Thank you to dear BethJames likes to play in the t...Thank you to dear Beth<BR/>James likes to play in the tub <BR/>Mom won't allow it!Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14443663543779195892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-40227625382847526452007-11-14T16:22:00.000-06:002007-11-14T16:22:00.000-06:00Love your great haikusThough they make one crave p...Love your great haikus<BR/>Though they make one crave pork chops<BR/>Oh well - soup again.BOSSYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137297805742498961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-84218583248917052332007-11-14T15:29:00.001-06:002007-11-14T15:29:00.001-06:00Mormon potty mouth,Mothers who know (and can smell...Mormon potty mouth,<BR/>Mothers who know (and can smell)<BR/>James has poopy pants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-68831026181067916622007-11-14T15:29:00.000-06:002007-11-14T15:29:00.000-06:00What the heck's a haiku?Are the words supposed to ...What the heck's a haiku?<BR/>Are the words supposed to rhyme?<BR/>Am I doing this wrong?mommymelbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11840519245110813404noreply@blogger.com