tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post5547680576148970004..comments2023-10-23T11:12:26.369-06:00Comments on The Lawsons did Dallas!: Important Announcement: The End of an EraAmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14715052085806922197noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-57001025072526431872008-02-28T11:21:00.000-06:002008-02-28T11:21:00.000-06:00As a mother of two I like to refer to my hind quar...As a mother of two I like to refer to my hind quarters as the pancake platter. Funny that you have deleted the big A out of your vocabulary considering that the one and only post I have so far includes said word.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267339747358102058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-60197361211509172572008-02-16T18:18:00.000-06:002008-02-16T18:18:00.000-06:00Good A$$ Luck with that one.Good A$$ Luck with that one.P.O.M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16410533843419723414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-89227335130159207272008-02-14T00:22:00.000-06:002008-02-14T00:22:00.000-06:00You need to go watch this video..http://www.youtub...You need to go watch this video..<BR/><BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5Y0q9-hMcMom O Matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663817788501199975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-19198308452631246462008-02-13T17:52:00.000-06:002008-02-13T17:52:00.000-06:00I was going to suggest "bum" or "tush", but those ...I was going to suggest "bum" or "tush", but those are way to tame when you really need to get your point across. <BR/><BR/>I love Jon's suggestion. Go with acetabulum! It will make you sound so smart!Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08815105600814299694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-47303696926969376022008-02-13T12:57:00.000-06:002008-02-13T12:57:00.000-06:00Hey, Amy! If you follow bashton's suggestion I'll...Hey, Amy! If you follow bashton's suggestion I'll whoop your *ss! :)chattypatrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15928593117804100052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-40543872368367246912008-02-13T12:41:00.000-06:002008-02-13T12:41:00.000-06:00I don't know about that one, but crackers, cranber...I don't know about that one, but crackers, cranberries, and crabcakes are good ones for crap.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12809081257616119677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-12177370083578887602008-02-13T12:34:00.000-06:002008-02-13T12:34:00.000-06:00Don't give it up! Perhaps you should just curtail ...Don't give it up! Perhaps you should just curtail the usage and save it for those special occasions when "a double s" fits the bill.Loraleihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10457193171845317701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-83226004842822387572008-02-13T11:49:00.000-06:002008-02-13T11:49:00.000-06:00Sometimes I like "big Bertha" unless you work with...Sometimes I like "big Bertha" unless you work with a Bertha. Or Large Marge!Bahston Beanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09104888563671611331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-32201139700194781842008-02-13T05:21:00.000-06:002008-02-13T05:21:00.000-06:00ooh I mightcould be in for the tattoo!Can we fly K...ooh <BR/>I mightcould be in for the tattoo!<BR/>Can we fly Kat VonD in for a WOMENS A**TATTOOING CONVENTION?!<BR/><BR/>(pun intended :))<BR/><BR/>Carla<BR/>www.MizFitOnline.comcarlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10189971808958997845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-7502832580992852362008-02-12T23:46:00.000-06:002008-02-12T23:46:00.000-06:00For a good replacement word I suggest acetabulum. ...For a good replacement word I suggest acetabulum. You could say "get your big acetabulum out of my way," or "you are such a pain in my acetabulum." It is the name for the socket part of the ball and socket hip joint. Anatomically it would be a correct usage of the word. <BR/><BR/>Your recently graduated husband could answer any questions about it you might have.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04384254595717611200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-32259100120974261442008-02-12T23:09:00.000-06:002008-02-12T23:09:00.000-06:00Boo-Tay.Draw it out as best as you can. Make it s...Boo-Tay.<BR/>Draw it out as best as you can. Make it sound like you just spent the past few years living in the south. Make us proud.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05249175259701829464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-73124613446988595782008-02-12T22:56:00.000-06:002008-02-12T22:56:00.000-06:00That is a toughie. I have never been hooked on a*...That is a toughie. I have never been hooked on a*s but rather damn and crap. Equally frowned upon in certain circles.J~Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05801414494327642020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-26455046932877943742008-02-12T20:35:00.000-06:002008-02-12T20:35:00.000-06:00i think instead of using the a double s word, you ...i think instead of using the a double s word, you should call the person a lint licker. I got it from this corny gum comercial...<BR/><BR/>xoxoxox<BR/>-NuTKasEKaiLsX7Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-77715861329713805492008-02-12T18:36:00.000-06:002008-02-12T18:36:00.000-06:00sorry,but sometime there are no substititutes........sorry,but sometime there are no substititutes..... big "buttocks" piece of paper would not work..or big backside,big bum,big can,big derriere,big fanny,big keister,big hindquarter, big seat, big posterior....it was a big a** piece of paper, that is all there is to it.... if you do need a replacement,I remember your grandma saying "hind end" so if you want tradition,go w/ that one.Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14443663543779195892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-38314076090770264902008-02-12T17:43:00.000-06:002008-02-12T17:43:00.000-06:00I got to agree with vanilla.. arse is so sophistic...I got to agree with vanilla.. arse is so sophisticated it instantly makes a*s sound absolutely royal. So much so that I don't even feel like using the little '*' to bleep it out!akshayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12056795074199369977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-35838680261063857272008-02-12T14:14:00.000-06:002008-02-12T14:14:00.000-06:00Wow. This is uncanny. I had the "A" word that yo...Wow. This is uncanny. I had the "A" word that you're no longer using in my original blog post for today, but took it out on account of appropriateness, or lack thereof. Perhaps you could use big-honkin’ instead or you could try and clean it up by going British with it and using "arse."Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-85680461078342285922008-02-12T14:00:00.000-06:002008-02-12T14:00:00.000-06:00That is way too funny. I try to totally delete thi...That is way too funny. <BR/><BR/>I try to totally delete things like that rather than find a replacement. Then, I won't be tempted to fall back into my bad habits - maybe you are more disciplined than me.<BR/><BR/>BTW - I have been reading your blog for a while and think you are hilarious!Diana from Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09502792815707341826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31019990.post-59392924200441806362008-02-12T13:54:00.000-06:002008-02-12T13:54:00.000-06:00I think "booty" could work quite well as a replace...I think "booty" could work quite well as a replacement. While acting as an accurate synonym, you could also play it off nicely as a reference to pirate treasure!?! Then again, I suppose you could have said that you meant the blue prints were as “big as a donkey” to excuse your last gaffe. <BR/><BR/>Hmm... perhaps “grits”, as in “kiss my grits”?... Nah, “big-grits” wouldn’t really fly.<BR/><BR/>Well, given your location, I think the more ghetto you get, the safer you’ll be (‘cause people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about... and when they finally do figure out what you meant, they’ll likely have forgotten where they first heard it).<BR/><BR/>That being said, consider “badonkadonk”... that might just do the trick! Also, it’s a fun word to say....Dave Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06829873941296663888noreply@blogger.com