February 29, 2008 WARNING: long, long post ahead. I feel bad for my zippers--the zippers on my pants that is. The poor fools can barely hol...

February 25, 2008 I got my hair cut a few days ago...by a female impersonator...who specializes in Celine Dionne, Belle from Beauty and the ...

February 21, 2008 I have a sneaking suspicion that today is going to be one of those historically embarrassing days. After all, it's not...

February 20, 2008 No, no.we definitely didn't get another dog. Don't get me wrong, I love my greyhound slightly more than I love my ...

February 19, 2008 There's no doubt that I'm an optimist. Speaking in general terms, I've always seen the glass as half full. Bu...