July 26, 2011 This blog post (as well as a huge fart and a rousing rendition of 'What it Takes' by Aerosmith) is brought to you by...

July 23, 2011 This blog is temporarily going private in a day or two or four. Instead of continuing to post here, you'll be able to fi...

July 23, 2011 Well hello old friend! How've you been? Me ? How have I been? I've been good! I've been on vacation. Maggie...

July 7, 2011 Since I have nothing else to write about, we'll do this! Here I go: Kale. That's all I've got. It's the ...

June 30, 2011 Jared says I'm a cougar. I can't decide whether or not I agree with him on this very serious and alarming accusation...