Nature and Nurture
November 1, 2007
On several occasions, people have asked me where my unique sense of humor comes from. I'd have to say that it's both inherited and learned--from my mother.
She's a nut. A fantastically hilarious nut.
Does your mother send you emails like the one I received tonight?
Amy...I have decided I am on the computer too much..but I was checking some jewelry prices after that party...and Amy, I saw a link to custom teeth which peaked my interest, and I then linked to gangstagold.com I really can't believe all the kinds of fancy cubic zirconia teeth. You must check it out. xo Mom
Do custom-crafted golden gangster teeth peak your mother's interest? Probably not.
If you have a few extra minutes in the office this Friday, I strongly urge you to check out gangstagold.com. It's your one-stop shop for hard-to-find bling, old school dookie ropes (?), and cubic zirconia tooth caps. As if that's not enough, they also provide a handy guide for starting your very own gold tooth business.
So what are you waiting for?
Oh, and for the love of all things edible, if you have any photoshop skills whatsoever, and a few spare minutes PLEASE make a picture of me sporting a tricked-out, blingtastic grill. I really, really want that.