Hello again, everyone! I've officially returned from my Thanksgiving getaway, and holy crappers, it was so much fun.
Ladies and gentlemen, I absolutely cannot get over this picture of myself. Generally speaking I'm the most non-photogenic human being on the face of the planet. I can do my hair, spruce my makeup, lose twenty pounds, and look like an all around sex-kitten in the mirror--but then some dope will snap a candid, show it to me on that little camera screen, and I have to fight the urge to faint.
I'm like,"Dude! Why'd you take a picture of a chunky girl with bird poo smeared all over her cheek?!"
And the photographer's all, "Ummmm.....that's you."
But this shot, my friends, is the exception to the rule. I should consider posing next to the ass end of a dead bird more often--it seems to make me look cute by default:
Here I am at my ten year reunion, which I should add, was the most fun I've had in--let's see--ten years?!?! I love these people.
LOVE THESE PEOPLE.
Despite the beer bottle in the foreground and the facial expression that clearly says I AM A DOG AND WILL PLAYFULLY RIP A HOLE IN THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS, I was stone cold sober: