Too Blessed to Be Stressed

June 30, 2008

I saw that on a bumper sticker once, and I thought it was totally cute but not at all appropriate to my life. My bumper sticker would say: BLESSED, BUT STILL STRESSED!

Jared's gorgeous (and I don't use that word lightly) new practice is now officially open for biznitch. The steps are oiled, the floors are greased to perfection, and the invisible wires are strung at a six inch height. In other words, our marketing plan is well and good. You know--if they don't have back problems, you can bet yer coot that they will soon!

I would post some pictures, but I'm way too busy watching The Jeffersons and sucking the butter off half a loaf of garlic bread. You know the kind...bakery section...silver bag...one solid inch of butter...a split-second glance into the heavens.

After a solid week of eighteen-hour work days, I'm finally having my moment.

So lay off, I'll post some pictures tomorrow.

Now go throw your back out!

Kidding... Kidding... I wouldn't wish that type of misfortune upon anybody.

Just crink your neck in your sleep or something.

5 comments:

littlebee said...

Oh! I think I threw my back out while moving; Allan, too! ;)

Lindsey said...

I totally crinked my neck in my sleep this weekend and saw a beloved chiropractor TODAY! Wow.. what timing you have. I would have TOTALLY come to Jared.. if he wasn't on an oposite coast. :)

Rob & Katy said...

congrats, lawsons!!

chattypatra said...

If you mosey on down to my blog and go down one post, you will learn that I need Jared's services right about now.

Congratulations! ¡Felicidades!


P.S: What pasta did you eat with that garlic bread? YUM.

Rhien Family said...

first krink your neck, then move to Maine-

Sure... Why not.