Just in case you've ever wondered, it is in fact, impossible to hide an entire zucchini inside a batch of brownies. Trust me, I tried. And trust me, it was horrific.
I have no idea what came over me, but one minute I was mixing up a batch of Betty Crocker extra fudgey brownie mix, and the next minute, there I was, happily grating a football-sized zucchini into the very same bowl.
I couldn't hide this thing in my kid's suitcase if my left arm depended on it, why on earth would I ever be able to conceal it in a dessert?
The finished product:
I know those brownies don't look half bad, but they were jacked up. Spongy, stringy, and all around wretch-inducing.
If Betty Crocker showed up at my door just to kick me in the shins, I wouldn't blame her one bit.