And Gracie, Too

March 22, 2011

Speaking of dogs, here's a recent picture of my Gracie:


Not only does she hate wagging her tail, walking around, being pet, or making eye contact--she also hates having her picture taken. I honestly had to sneak this one in before she could look away. Sometimes, I swear she'll just close her eyes and pretend I'm not in her vicinity with a camera.

My kind of dog.

This morning, we had a really unfortunate incident:


(See? She's totally pretending that she doesn't notice the camera. LOVE this dog!)

I've never actually measured it, but if I had to estimate, I'd say that Gracie's tail is somewhere between two and three feet long. Fine, maybe it's not that long, but it's about an inch away from dragging on the ground when she walks.

Somehow, we've always managed quite well with this monstrosoty of a tail--probably because she only wags it bi-annually. But today was a completely different story. This morning I had Maggie on one hip, Gracie's leash in the other hand, and I was rushing out the door before she peed a lake in our mudroom. I'm sure you can see where this is going....

I accidentally slammed Gracie's tail right in our mudroom door.

She yelped, and honestly, I thought nothing else of it. That is, not until I saw a trail of blood in the snow (six new #$%^*! inches of snow, by the way). I picked up her tail to see what I had done, and that's the moment I: 1) yelped, 2) cried, 3) almost dropped Maggie, and 4) hyperventilated all at the very same time.

I'll spare you the really intimate details, but I will tell you that I now know exactly what dog ligaments look like.

I rushed Gracie into the vet, where I promptly proceeded to close her front, right paw in the door--this time with a waiting room full of dogs, cats, people, and one parrot watching. The lady at the front desk was like, "Is this the dog with the severed tail emergency?"

And I was all, "Yes. While you have it open,  can you put a dislocated toenail on her chart, too? Thanks a mill!"

Thankfully, after an examination and a whole mess of deliberation, the vets decided not to amputate the end of Gracie's tail. It's not that she wouldn't have had enough tail left to go around, I just didn't want her to have to go through anesthesia and surgery. And I also, possibly, didn't want to have to pay for dog surgery either.

Am I a bad person?

Either way, they did a procedure in the office, and Gracie's not good as new, but she's as good as any other anti-social, eldery greyhound. And to that I say, "Phew."

10 comments:

Samye said...

Poor Gracie...but good call on your part Amy- you know what happened when I let the vet take care of stuff. (yikeS) I am sure her tail will heal fantastic- and if not you should totally make up a cool story about how it happened!

Morgan -Ing said...

Poor pups. My parents' english mastiff just had his tail amputated. But he ended up with only six inches left. Not cute. So it could be worse. :)

funderson said...

I'm glad she's OK..so sweet

Cheryl said...

I wanted my puppy's tail docked when he was about three months old. The vet said they didn't like to do that unless it was a newborn puppy or in the case of a tail injury where it needed to be amputated. Want to take my dog for a walk?! :-)

EB said...

So sorry about Gracie's tail. My cat's tail died once and had to be amputated. It was really gross for a while before she would let me catch her and take her to the vet. She doesn't like people - even me. Anyway, her name was Anne Putnam and I always called her Anne Putnam and the vet looked at me like I was crazy that my cat had a last name but she indulged me and called her by her full name. Also, it cost about $60 bucks to get it amputated and then it was this gross, grey, shaved stump on her rump for 2 weeks and then the d@%$ cat disappeared. That ticked me off!

So I'm really glad to hear that it turned out better for Gracie. ;-)

EB said...

Also, this is Erin who met you last fall in Maine when I went to visit my sister.

Team O'Connor said...

I am so proud of you for not dropping your daughter. I kind of thought that was where it was going and I'm just so relieved that you held on :) I 100% backup your decision on not paying for dog surgery. You did the right thing. I'm glad everyone survived.

Jen said...

I just clicked on your blog and could not believe I've finally found somebody else who has a dog like mine! I've never heard - or read - a better description of my old, anti-social Mandisa. So funny!

And I'm so sorry about her tail. I know how much you can love and adore these sweet, crazy dogs. Hope she feels better soon!

Tara said...

Glad to hear Gracie will be fine. She looks to be ignoring you as usual so all is well that ends well, right?

LoveAndSerenity said...

Poor Gracie :( I'm glad she'll be okay, my (now deceased) greyhound's tail got slammed in a door too by my brother years ago, sliced it straight off. He lost a good 1/2 of it.