Did somebody say popsicles???
July 24, 2007

Dude. What is up with Oprah's audiences? They get so unbelievably excited over the smallest things. I swear to you, on today's show Oprah gave away popsicles and all the ladies in the audience lost their freaking noodles over it.

Oprah was like, "Today, each and every one of you is getting a POPSICLE!!! POP! SI! CLES!!!!"

Did you see it? If not, you should have. Ladies were grabbing their chests like they were going into cardiac arrest, friends were fanning friends in an effort to keep them from fainting, and of course, Oprah got a 60+ second standing ovation.

These women were looking so satisfied that you would have thought they had just finished getting freaky with Brad Pitt on his futon. Seriously, had Denzel Washington personally licked each and every popsicle? No. Was the popsicle wrapper actually a gift certificate for a Brazilian butt lift? No. Could you drive the popsicle? I don't think you could.

And the best detail? The popsicles were coconut flavored. Doesn't 87% of the human race hate coconut? I think they do. But more importantly, 99.9% of American women love Oprah, including me. So yay for POPSICLES!!!!

8 comments:

Grandma said...

the same reaction as the car givaway! whoa!

Grandma said...

that's giveaway...hey and funny picture Amy!

ali said...

I would be so excited just to get tickets to the show .. then to find out it was her favourite things ... I'd freak ... even at a popsicle ... as long as there were other things too ... like a flat screen tv!

Smith Family said...

Ewww...don't like Oprah...would NOT be excited to get a popsicle from her. I would, however, accept a car from her...

carrie said...

I love Oprah but she has totally lost touch. I watched an episode about "dressing for less." She called a $160 outfit a steal.

huh?

The Carrie Collection said...

I'd go crazy for an Otter Pop, but only if it were the original. AND if Oprah herself sang me the song. 'Otter Pop, Otter Pop, oh Otter Otter Pop, etc'.

Patty said...

I love how you did the imitation of how Oprah screams each syllable of the word "POP! SI! CLE!" That very thing is what annoys me most about that damn woman!

I would have been seriously pissed off if I went to the Oprah show and got a friggin' popsicle... and a coconut one to boot. And I damn sure would have been the ONLY one in the audience flicking her off instead of jumping for joy.

Well, I guess I'll be off to my anger management classes now...

Michemily said...

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah. When will she just become president so we can knock down two barriers? Or maybe we should go for three and turn to Gladys Knight.