Dude. What is up with Oprah's audiences? They get so unbelievably excited over the smallest things. I swear to you, on today's show Oprah gave away popsicles and all the ladies in the audience lost their freaking noodles over it.
Oprah was like, "Today, each and every one of you is getting a POPSICLE!!! POP! SI! CLES!!!!"
Did you see it? If not, you should have. Ladies were grabbing their chests like they were going into cardiac arrest, friends were fanning friends in an effort to keep them from fainting, and of course, Oprah got a 60+ second standing ovation.
These women were looking so satisfied that you would have thought they had just finished getting freaky with Brad Pitt on his futon. Seriously, had Denzel Washington personally licked each and every popsicle? No. Was the popsicle wrapper actually a gift certificate for a Brazilian butt lift? No. Could you drive the popsicle? I don't think you could.
And the best detail? The popsicles were coconut flavored. Doesn't 87% of the human race hate coconut? I think they do. But more importantly, 99.9% of American women love Oprah, including me. So yay for POPSICLES!!!!