August 7, 2006
We all know what a shart is. Let's face it, it's happened to the best of us, and it's happened at the worst of times. A shart occurs when an innocent person (or dog) expels an innocent fart and SURPRISE!...a little bit of sh** come out. I'm no movie buff, but I believe the term was coined in the Jennifer Aniston flick Along Came Polly.
Just to review:
fart + sh** = shart
If you'd like more information about sharting in general, please click here.
Anyway, someone commented on my blog yesterday as 'Mystery Sharter' and I'd like to know who this individual is (my word, this is vaguely familiar to a Scooby Doo mystery sequence). So come clean and let thyself be known, oh Mystery Sharter!
Are you my brother-in-law, Rob? Is it you cousin Kelly? Is the Mystery Sharter my second grade teacher Mrs. Roth? Could it be a fellow blogger?
If you refuse to make yourself known, at least be kind enough to supply me with a second clue.