Who is this 'Mystery Sharter'?
August 7, 2006

We all know what a shart is. Let's face it, it's happened to the best of us, and it's happened at the worst of times. A shart occurs when an innocent person (or dog) expels an innocent fart and SURPRISE!...a little bit of sh** come out. I'm no movie buff, but I believe the term was coined in the Jennifer Aniston flick Along Came Polly.

Just to review:

fart + sh** = shart

If you'd like more information about sharting in general, please click here.

Anyway, someone commented on my blog yesterday as 'Mystery Sharter' and I'd like to know who this individual is (my word, this is vaguely familiar to a Scooby Doo mystery sequence). So come clean and let thyself be known, oh Mystery Sharter!

Are you my brother-in-law, Rob? Is it you cousin Kelly? Is the Mystery Sharter my second grade teacher Mrs. Roth? Could it be a fellow blogger?

If you refuse to make yourself known, at least be kind enough to supply me with a second clue.

Thank you.

14 comments:

Mystery Sharter said...

Ask and you shall receive…this one may not help since I can’t remember if I told you this or not – yesterday’s shart was my second.

Amy said...

mmm...so we talk to each other regularly? Not a blogger, and not my second grade teacher.

You have excellent spelling and grammar. Nice use of a hyphen as well.

Is this my sister?

mystery sharter said...

No, not your sister.

Clue 2: After discovering my shart, I had to wait 2 hours and 45 minutes until work ended. Since I reasoned that my shart and I had already spent some quality time, I proceeded to run an errand before I went home to change my underoos.

Vanilla said...

This is great stuff. The only time I've ever sharted was in the shower one time.

Anonymous said...

you may think it's grandma because some grandmas probably do that in inconvenient places like the grocery store. ..wasn't me..I swear on a roll of toilet paper!

Amy said...

hmmm...you used the word underoos. Is this Kelly?

Amy said...

Oh, and another clue please.

Grandma said...

I know where I'd place my bet!:))))

mystery sharter said...

Dangit. I went with underoos because I thought the more accurate term - granny panties - was too obvious!

So, ding ding ding. We have a winner. You're right, it's me Kelly. I'm not ashamed! Do you know how many people called me after they watched Along Came Polly? They all said "you have to see this movie. It reminds me of you so much!! Your Mom was definitely the most excited caller!

Grandma said...

"someone" who gets out at 5 if you look at the time of yesterday's post(and if the time is correct-sometimes they are not)...imagine when I go back to school, I can't be looking at your blog at this time of day....

Grandma said...

We have that video since it was cheaper than renting it that time!!pack some extra shorts w/ your lunch from now on!!:))))

mystery sharter said...

Thanks for the idea! That's the most ingenious defense against people going through my desk! I will have a whole stack of neatly folded underwear with a sticky note that says "in case of shart emergency”.

Grandma said...

it would be an interesting study to see if a package marked "shart shorts" keeps people from going into your desk :)

Penny said...

bwhaaaaaa. Peeing in my pants over this post. Not as dramatic as sharting (albeit much more obvious), but what the whoha, I can't begin to complete with that. Great detective work, Amy! hehe.