Cast Your Vote!

May 23, 2008

Wow. Have you all read the comments on Thursday's post? Before yesterday I had absolutely no idea who my target market was--Moms? Mormons? Runners? Jared's 97 cousins?

But now my friends, it's perfectly clear--this blog appeals to lazy sacks of crap. And hooooo boy, I love it!

Do you realize that the average 'Lawsons do Dallas' reader spends roughly 75% of their work day farting around?

In an effort to honor my dedicated readers (and your dedication means a lot to me since you're all so stinkin' lazy), I've decided to change the tagline on my blog. Here are the choices:

A. The Lawsons do Dallas--The Premier On-Line Community for People who Poop, Procrastinate, and Pretend to Work.

B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.

C. The Lawsons do Dallas--Quick! Act Like You're Working!

D. The Lawsons do Dallas--A Place to Practice for Retirement.

E. The Lawsons do Dallas--Read Now. Photo-Copy Your Ass Later.

Feel free to cast your vote in the comments section, or make a suggestion of your own--that is, if you can spare a minute. While you're deliberating over the choices, just remember--you've all exceeded my expectations.

23 comments:

The Roberts' Report said...

"A" all the way! A classic Lawson summary!

jjstringham said...

I'm totally voting for A. I poop. I procrastinate. I don't even pretend to work though. Hopefully I'd still be allowed to come visit your blog though.

akshaye said...

A though I like E also.. alright I gotta go, they got the new jumbo copier I want to try my butt on!

Vanilla said...

I have to cast my vote for B.

Rob & Katy said...

i like a and e. :)

Vince A. said...

Dallas? You gots to do Maine or wherever you are up there...

Anonymous said...

A! A! A! A!

littlebee said...

I vote for A, too. Good choices, though, it took far too much of my valuable wasted time to decide. :)

Michemily said...

B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.

I hope he's reading it. Then we can have some inside jokes together.

Grandma said...

or F. The Lawson do nothing.

Patty said...

Definitely Comment B. That was is funny as hell.

Maraiya said...

I vote for A but then I'm a sucker for alliteration.

Lisa said...

my vote is for B.

Sarah said...

I like A!!!

Cheryl said...

They're all hilarious! I like E - the copier one. But I'm with Vince on the Maine thing. Maybe something like "The Lawsons go Maine redneck"?

Our Little World said...

I say A sounds most like what you would use. And ya, why is it still Dallas?

Xenia said...

A all the way.

The Carrie Collection said...

I so wish I could go back to being one of your lazy blog readers but they frown upon that kind of thing in tech school. I'm sure once I get into the real Air Force world I'll be able to keep better tabs on your life, but it's going to have to wait until November. I also choose 'A'. While the others are equally shart worthy, 'A' acutally uses the word 'poop'...and I like that.

Jill said...

A

Anonymous said...

I SO vote for "A"!

Because sometimes I procrastinate pooping.

Charlotte said...

My first pick is "E" followed closely by "A". Now I'm off to photo copy my you-know-what...

P.O.M. said...

A for sheezy!

Iggy Bloggit said...

ha. i love "B." it's delightfully presumptuous.