Wow. Have you all read the comments on Thursday's post? Before yesterday I had absolutely no idea who my target market was--Moms? Mormons? Runners? Jared's 97 cousins?
But now my friends, it's perfectly clear--this blog appeals to lazy sacks of crap. And hooooo boy, I love it!
Do you realize that the average 'Lawsons do Dallas' reader spends roughly 75% of their work day farting around?
In an effort to honor my dedicated readers (and your dedication means a lot to me since you're all so stinkin' lazy), I've decided to change the tagline on my blog. Here are the choices:
A. The Lawsons do Dallas--The Premier On-Line Community for People who Poop, Procrastinate, and Pretend to Work.
B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.
C. The Lawsons do Dallas--Quick! Act Like You're Working!
D. The Lawsons do Dallas--A Place to Practice for Retirement.
E. The Lawsons do Dallas--Read Now. Photo-Copy Your Ass Later.
Feel free to cast your vote in the comments section, or make a suggestion of your own--that is, if you can spare a minute. While you're deliberating over the choices, just remember--you've all exceeded my expectations.