May 23, 2008Wow. Have you all read the comments on Thursday's post? Before yesterday I had absolutely no idea who my target market was--Moms? Mormons? Runners? Jared's 97 cousins?
But now my friends, it's perfectly clear--this blog appeals to lazy sacks of crap. And hooooo boy, I love it!
Do you realize that the average 'Lawsons do Dallas' reader spends roughly 75% of their work day farting around?
In an effort to honor my dedicated readers (and your dedication means a lot to me since you're all so stinkin' lazy), I've decided to change the tagline on my blog. Here are the choices:
A. The Lawsons do Dallas--The Premier On-Line Community for People who Poop, Procrastinate, and Pretend to Work.
B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.
C. The Lawsons do Dallas--Quick! Act Like You're Working!
D. The Lawsons do Dallas--A Place to Practice for Retirement.
E. The Lawsons do Dallas--Read Now. Photo-Copy Your Ass Later.
Feel free to cast your vote in the comments section, or make a suggestion of your own--that is, if you can spare a minute. While you're deliberating over the choices, just remember--you've all exceeded my expectations.
23 comments:
"A" all the way! A classic Lawson summary!
I'm totally voting for A. I poop. I procrastinate. I don't even pretend to work though. Hopefully I'd still be allowed to come visit your blog though.
A though I like E also.. alright I gotta go, they got the new jumbo copier I want to try my butt on!
I have to cast my vote for B.
i like a and e. :)
Dallas? You gots to do Maine or wherever you are up there...
A! A! A! A!
I vote for A, too. Good choices, though, it took far too much of my valuable wasted time to decide. :)
B. The Lawsons do Dallas--Don't Worry. You're Boss is Probably Reading It, Too.
I hope he's reading it. Then we can have some inside jokes together.
or F. The Lawson do nothing.
Definitely Comment B. That was is funny as hell.
I vote for A but then I'm a sucker for alliteration.
my vote is for B.
I like A!!!
They're all hilarious! I like E - the copier one. But I'm with Vince on the Maine thing. Maybe something like "The Lawsons go Maine redneck"?
I say A sounds most like what you would use. And ya, why is it still Dallas?
A all the way.
I so wish I could go back to being one of your lazy blog readers but they frown upon that kind of thing in tech school. I'm sure once I get into the real Air Force world I'll be able to keep better tabs on your life, but it's going to have to wait until November. I also choose 'A'. While the others are equally shart worthy, 'A' acutally uses the word 'poop'...and I like that.
A
I SO vote for "A"!
Because sometimes I procrastinate pooping.
My first pick is "E" followed closely by "A". Now I'm off to photo copy my you-know-what...
A for sheezy!
ha. i love "B." it's delightfully presumptuous.
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