Earlier today, around lunchtime, someone stumbled across my blog by Googling the following phrase: "my name is art it rhymes with fart and that's a fact."
Well hello, Art! I sure am happy I am to have you join us!
And to the suffering soul who found my blog by Googling, "how to unstick an emergency break in a buick regal," I would suggest taking the plunge and purchasing a new vehicle. Well, unless you'd like to remain celibate for the rest of your time on Earth--then you should have that sticky break repaired.
Have a great rest of the day, troops!