August 25, 2008
I'm not feeling very funny today. Probably because we're mourning the loss of our third hubcap. It happened on a leftover frost heave, we watched it roll into a ravine, and this time it was the driver's side rear.
Instead of forking out the cash for three new hubcaps--which I know we'll lose within 48 hours--I'm thinking about creating a visual distraction by covering my three naked tires in silver poster glitter.
I don't know--it's just an idea.
I'm also thinking about quitting my well-paying day job to work at a Thai restaurant, replying to every 0% credit card offer that comes to me in the mail, and buying a minivan.
It's totally not the pregnancy hormones. So don't even suggest that.