December 11, 2008I was sitting in a fundraising committee meeting this morning, tossing around a couple of ideas with my colleagues. "If we can afford it," I interjected, "I really think we should go for the glossy printed folders."
Without a moment's hesitation, the 78-year-old volunteer piped in...."Speaking of glossy--and this is off the record--there's a nudie pic of Jennifer Aniston in this month's GQ. She looks really good."
Silence.
"And she's forty," he continued.
"Well sure she does," I spit, "she hasn't had any babies."
He nodded. "You're right. That little b*tch Angelina waltzed along and stole 'em all. Right out from under her!"
I shook my head. "Actually Bill, Angelina stole the husband."
"And the babies."
Okay then! Meeting adjourned!
11 comments:
You have 78-year-old volunteers? That so reminds me of working at the Family History Library, except of course, without the nudie picture comment.
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! Old people and children say the darnest things. I needed that laugh!
she is totally a husband stealer. Team Aniston.
And what is the old dude looking at GQ for?
So did you get the glossy folders or what?
I am so an Bill's side.
*rushes out and buys latest issue of GQ*
These meetings don't sound so bad after all!
I love it! Hilarious! The guy is so funny.
You know I used to hate Angelina too, but then I listened to her in an interview and I like her a lot more. She's not so bad.
That's great, though. seriously.. Some of my best stories come from older people who say just whatever they want! :-)
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Hahahahahahaha. That's really how much I laughed. I can't wait 'til I'm old. I WILL say anything that is on my mind and I WONT feel any amount of remorse for it. Go Bill!
I like Angela. She has it all. The bod, the man and the babies. Wait, ok, total bizatch!
Now, if I could stop having babies, maybe I could have a good bod. I have the man and kids. Hmmmm...
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