I was sitting in a fundraising committee meeting this morning, tossing around a couple of ideas with my colleagues. "If we can afford it," I interjected, "I really think we should go for the glossy printed folders."
Without a moment's hesitation, the 78-year-old volunteer piped in...."Speaking of glossy--and this is off the record--there's a nudie pic of Jennifer Aniston in this month's GQ. She looks really good."
"And she's forty," he continued.
"Well sure she does," I spit, "she hasn't had any babies."
He nodded. "You're right. That little b*tch Angelina waltzed along and stole 'em all. Right out from under her!"
I shook my head. "Actually Bill, Angelina stole the husband."
"And the babies."
Okay then! Meeting adjourned!