June 26, 2009
Well guys, I'm down one laptop--at least until the end of this week. The situation has left me typing this message on a six-year-old desktop, which happens to be half the size of Mississippi. I would also like to note that I'm sitting in the supply closet.
According to my very scientific calculations, I'm half a step above a homeless pirate sending handwritten messages in an empty rum bottle.
At least this computer monitor outweighs me. Not many things do these days, so it's going a really long way in the self esteem department. I'm actually thinking about dumping this thing in a grocery cart, pushing it around town, and stopping random strangers to ask questions like, "Excuse me, ma'am? Does this monitor make me look skinny?" or "Do you think a laptop would make my bum look fat?"
That's my long way of saying that I might not be on much this week.
And please, if I never write again, be sure to watch Wipeout tonight. It will change your life for the better. I promise.