June 26, 2009
Well guys, I'm down one laptop--at least until the end of this week. The situation has left me typing this message on a six-year-old desktop, which happens to be half the size of Mississippi. I would also like to note that I'm sitting in the supply closet.
According to my very scientific calculations, I'm half a step above a homeless pirate sending handwritten messages in an empty rum bottle.
At least this computer monitor outweighs me. Not many things do these days, so it's going a really long way in the self esteem department. I'm actually thinking about dumping this thing in a grocery cart, pushing it around town, and stopping random strangers to ask questions like, "Excuse me, ma'am? Does this monitor make me look skinny?" or "Do you think a laptop would make my bum look fat?"
That's my long way of saying that I might not be on much this week.
And please, if I never write again, be sure to watch Wipeout tonight. It will change your life for the better. I promise.
11 comments:
LOL (ahem) Sorry I didn't mean to laugh at you being tortured by such cruel methods. I look forward to more posting when you no longer have to post from a computer that was founded in the Ice Age.
I love old school computers. Does your's have a floppy disk drive so you can play Oregon Trail?
I promise I will keep the promise I promised yesterday and watch Wipeout tonight during the commercials.
Wipeout rules. Did you see the rug promo? That looks nasty!
Thanks for the reminder about Wipeout! I've been pretty grumpy about all the rain we've been having lately, so I could use a good laugh. :)
that stinks. mine's acting up, but i could only get onto here. so that's why you haven't heard from me. saw some of wipeout on sat. when they play it over and found myself laughing at the foam and falling.
The thought of you sitting in a supply closet, typing on a computer half the size of Mississippi just cracks me up!
Wipeout, on the other hand, makes me cringe. I always worry about those people getting hurt. Boy am I a wuss!
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Don't leave us hanging!
So guess where the military is sending me on my first temporary duty? Mother effin MAINE! It's a strange connection we have. I seem to inadvertantly follow you wherever you go. Anyway, are you close to any military installations? I need to see where exactly we're going but I had to let my 1st cyber friend know :) Also, here's my new blog. www.coreyandcarrieoconnor.blogspot.com
when they play it over and found myself laughing at the foam and falling
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