Meet the Contestants

January 6, 2009

Well friends, I'm not sure how you measure success, but I've just managed to coax thirty-or-so perfect strangers into emailing me pictures of their rear-ends. In my world, I've finally made it. Sure, my chances of running for public office are completely off the table (could you imagine the field day they'd have with that one?), but really now, the whole I-want-to-be-the-first-female-president thing is so second grade. I'm way beyond that.

If you'd like to browse The Fantastic, Asstastic Gallery of 2010, go ahead and visit http://fantasticasstastic.blogspot.com/. The vast majority of pictres involve jeans, sweats, pajama bottoms (lots of pajama bottoms)--we've even got a Snuggie in there. But please be aware, there are bikini bottoms involved. There's also a woman wearing daisy-dukes that say "Hoo Boy!" across the rear...or something like that. Really, it's no saucier than a mid-week trip to the mall, but you know your boss better than I do, so don't say I didn't warn you.

Viewers: This is your week to pick your favorites, make large wagers with your co-workers, and provide valuable insight and motivation to the participants in the comment section.

Participants: This is your week to walk, run, count points, jump rope, buy some ultra-flattering pants. Just do whatever you have to do to trim your tram. I've changed the posting dates a little bit, so you have until next Tuesday at 11:59pm to send me your week-two bum pics.

The first elimination vote will open next Wednesday and run through next Friday.

Got it?

STEP AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE CAKE!