My Life is Over

March 7, 2010

How many things are wrong with the following statement?

Yesterday, I was running through my neighborhood and I thought to myself, "You know, these love handles really aren't so bad...I like they way they help to keep my fanny pack in place."

I could go on and on and make a pretty great post of that, but I'll keep it short: My life is over.

11 comments:

Karen said...

Nothing wrong with a little love handle.

Mindy said...

Amy, you've become so.... practical....

wendy said...

Yuppers!!
There is a reason they call them LOVE HANDLES

or not.

Kirsty said...

Wow, there are so many tragic components to that sentence.
It's ok. Put it behind you.

Tomorrow is a new day.

Amber Lynae said...

So you are tellig us you sport a fanny pack and love handles?

I love the Kirsty said to put it behind you. So many of us do that... instead of puttig it in our fanny pack we just wear it in our fanny.

But your life isn't over. at least you had that thought while you were running not while you were eating a bowl of ice cream on the couch watching biggest loser.

Jilligan said...

Guess that means love handles come in as handy as my butt shelf.

Bahston Beans said...

That fanny pack better be for serious running needs.

Amy said...

I thought that statement was totally reasonable.

Lanie Ree said...

I just snorted. Which is almost as embarrassing as your fanny pack. Kidding!... sort of. I bet you rock that look.

X-Country2 said...

More cushin' for the pushin'!

The Marketing Mama said...

Seriously? A fanny pack? ummmm.....