Welcome to my Closet

March 20, 2010

This is a picture of my closet. Actually, it's our closet--two doors, one shared space. I'm sure you Westerners will gasp in horror when you get a look at its size. You see, up here in New England, we don't do the whole my-closet-is-larger-than-my-two-car-garage thing. But we also don't do the whole oh-crap-this-house-is-worth-half-as-much-as-we-paid-for-it-four-years-ago-thing, so I guess it all equals out in the end.


Looking straight on, Jared uses the right side of the closet. See?
Yes, that really is the extent of his wardrobe--three work shirts, a Hawaiian print Red Sox shirt, and a giant red and black plaid flannel (for date nights).

And I use the left side.
I don't have a lot of clothes either. Clearly, I can't handle the responsibility.

There's no questioning the fact that I'm this man's worst nightmare--he hangs his pajamas. I think it's glaringly obvious that he only married me for the money.

11 comments:

wendy said...

that is so funny. I love how you "organize"

Mindy said...

We don't even HAVE closets, so I'm insanely jealous. That's what happens when you live in a 115 year old house.

Hurricanehol said...

We lived in New England for 10 years before moving to AZ and we were astonished to learn that our walk in closet was, square footage wise, bigger than our BEDROOM back in MA!!!!

Crazy!

Grandma said...

and there's more in between the 2 doors, right? :)

Karen said...

My closet mostly holds clothes I never where cause there is too much junk in front of the closet for me to get the doors open.

Anonymous said...

We have the same closet, only I hate it! I need more space, so I kicked my husband 's clothes to the guest room.

The Roberts Rollercoaster RIde said...

Nice AMY! I think the whole women's wardrobe sucks because most of my clothes are 100 different sizes. You know...pre-prego, really prego, not prego but don't wanna where prego clothes so i wear sweats, then normal body. See what I mean?!

Morgan Hagey said...

Well, our closet is HUGE but that means that it is ALWAYS trashed. The bigger the closet, the bigger the mess.

katieo said...

why yes, what a nice suggestion, LOL...

You know I've got a small closet when I'm jealous of THAT closet space.

X-Country2 said...

He probably irons his jammies too. And you BOTH need to go shopping.

Rochelle said...

this is an exact replica of the closet situation my husband and i share...with twice as much clothes. :) he's a neat freak; i have piles under piles.