April 13, 2010
Jared says I need to blog.
I say that Jared needs to fold my laundry, rub my feet, and run around the block three times naked. I'm not sure why, but running in the nude has always been a dream of mine--and I want to share those precious longings with my husband.
Any time I ask him to do it, he's all, "No. Why don't YOU run around the block naked?!" And then he has to catch me by my wrist while I slip out the back door.
The bottom line is this: Jared's right, I need to blog.
Lucky for you, I have two posts coming down the pipe. The first post will be titled My In-Laws Got Deported, Mon! (because they did), and the second will be called something along the lines of WalMart is a Giant Box of Poop.
Stay tuned, but don't hold your breath...this is me we're dealing with.
In the mean time, I'm curious--If you could run around the block naked and it was guaranteed that you wouldn't get caught, would you go for it?
24 comments:
Yes I would. And yes I have. Granted I was in college and it was a dare but I didn't get caught by campus police so it was a win-win situation for me and my friends...
Yes, I absolutely would run around the block naked if I wouldn't get caught.
Can I still wear a sports bra?
Heck yes I would. I also dream of running naked, but don't want to punish the world like that...it wouldn't be right.
I'm ashamed to admit I have no dreams that involve naked running. Sad, I know.
Right now? Hell no. I'd give myself 2 black eyes with these prego boobs!
Define "get caught"... does that just mean by the police or by anyone? If there were no chance anyone would ever see me, then absolutely yes. :)
I've never dreamed about running naked, but being naked in my High School gym is a recurring dream/nightmare of mine... does that count?
Definitely. Though running naked can't be as much fun as skinny dipping , which I have done and which is divine. Especially at night with a full moon. ANd which I'd really like to try in the ocean.
I really need to know about the deportation. I have a feeling that one is good.
No, I would not. My boobs cannot take that much of a jarring.......I am trying to prevent further damage that breast feeding and aging hasn't already done to them. *sigh*
Did it - even WITHOUT a guarantee I wouldn't get caught. Of course, I had much more reason to flaunt the goods back then......(sigh)
Yes! I've always wanted to dance naked in the rain.
Hell to the no. No one deserves to see the rippling waves of cellulite flapping in the air. Now, if it were 10 years ago pre baby weight/metabolism giving up, then yes I would.
It's so funny because I just had the serious urge to run around naked. While I was on top of Enchanted Rock, a giant rock in the middle of nowhere. And by "middle of nowhere" I mean completely surrounded by senior citizens and homeschool families - the only other groups of people who were visiting the park on Monday during the day.
http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/spdest/findadest/parks/enchanted_rock/
I'm not so sure that I would now - but I did back in High School when nothing jiggled that wasn't supposed to. Technically it wasn't around the block - but it was on the golf course in the snow - don't know why I was so intrigued with the idea - but I do remember thinking it was A LOT colder than I even imagined.
Ab.So. Freaking. Lutely.
I live in the country. We can round around naked all we want and no one will see us but a coyote or two, the horses and the dog.
Sah-weeeeet.
YES!
you'd be stuck at the end of your cul-de-sac:)
In Ann Arbor MI they have the naked mile run around finals time. The streets (including the police) are lined up to catch a glimpse. Take a trip soon and go for it!
Why, yes, I would run around the block nekkid if I could get away with it. That would be awesome! Just not anytime between September and April, though.
Why, yes, I would run around the block nekkid if I could get away with it. That would be awesome! Just not anytime between September and April, though.
I'll amen "Hell to the no."
If I was guaranteed I wouldn't get caught? And if I had a breast reduction to prevent any personal injuries? Hell yeah! But don't tell my husband; unlike Jared, my DH would be encouraging me!
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