September 6, 2010
You guys, this is probably the most important blog post I'll ever write.
You see, I really, really reallyreallyreally need your help. Really. Get this......
There's a strong possibility that I can win a pizza every single week for a year if you help me out.
OH MY CRAP I WANT THAT PIZZA SO BAD!!! And it's so super easy to help me win.
Now, before I go any further, let's just remember, that for the last four years I've been faithfully letting you in on all of my dramatic marriage moments, poop-in-the-pants fiascoes, financial blunders, and other highly personal occurrences that should never be shared in a public setting.
I make you laugh. I make you cry. I make you really glad that you're you and not me. And now you finally have the chance to repay me...isn't that rad? And the best part? You might get to watch me turn super fat over the course of the next year from all the free pizza. Hooray!!!!
All you have to do is click on this link to get to the Rooster's Coal Fired Pizza & Tap House facebook page.
When you get there, you need to 'like' Rooster's.
Then, go to the wall, scroll down, find my comment, and 'like' it. My comment says:
Right now, I buy my pizza for $5 from the gas station around the corner. It definitely fits the budget, but I won't mince words here...the stuff tastes just about as good as a shriveled up butt. Plus, my neighbors know where I get my pizza, and I'm pretty sure they think I'm low brow. A free year's worth of pizza would definitely improve my pizza eating experience AND my reputation. I really, really, really hope I win.
Right now I have 19 'likes' and the lady who's winning (her name is Dawn and I'm not kidding when I tell you that she has about 50 middle and last names) has 26 'likes.'
Come ON. I know we can blow her right out of the water. We can come out from behind and make Dawn look completely silly. COME ON. COME ON!!!!
Please, please, please help a girl out. Winning this contest could very well be the biggest moment of my life.
Just click here and start 'liking' to make my wildest dreams come true.