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September 6, 2010

You guys, this is probably the most important blog post I'll ever write.

You see, I really, really reallyreallyreally need your help. Really. Get this......

There's a strong possibility that I can win a pizza every single week for a year if you help me out.

OH MY CRAP I WANT THAT PIZZA SO BAD!!! And it's so super easy to help me win.

Now, before I go any further, let's just remember, that for the last four years I've been faithfully letting you in on all of my dramatic marriage moments, poop-in-the-pants fiascoes, financial blunders, and other highly personal occurrences that should never be shared in a public setting.

I make you laugh. I make you cry. I make you really glad that you're you and not me. And now you finally have the chance to repay me...isn't that rad? And the best part? You might get to watch me turn super fat over the course of the next year from all the free pizza. Hooray!!!!

All you have to do is click on this link to get to the Rooster's Coal Fired Pizza & Tap House facebook page.

When you get there, you need to 'like' Rooster's.

Then, go to the wall, scroll down, find my comment, and 'like' it. My comment says:

Right now, I buy my pizza for $5 from the gas station around the corner. It definitely fits the budget, but I won't mince words here...the stuff tastes just about as good as a shriveled up butt. Plus, my neighbors know where I get my pizza, and I'm pretty sure they think I'm low brow. A free year's worth of pizza would definitely improve my pizza eating experience AND my reputation. I really, really, really hope I win.

Right now I have 19 'likes' and the lady who's winning (her name is Dawn and I'm not kidding when I tell you that she has about 50 middle and last names) has 26 'likes.'

Come ON. I know we can blow her right out of the water. We can come out from behind and make Dawn look completely silly. COME ON. COME ON!!!!

Please, please, please help a girl out. Winning this contest could very well be the biggest moment of my life.

Just click here and start 'liking' to make my wildest dreams come true.

31 comments:

Amanda said...

Done...I want to read about your pizza exploits!

MsDarkstar said...

Done...Hope you win!

Berry Girl said...

happy to help :)

Michelle said...

Ok Amy...I put you over. What do I get for that?

Pam said...

Done!

Camille said...

If you win..will you send each one of us who voted a pizza?
This is important...as I'm leaning towards DAWN........

Kirsty said...

I feel like such a philanthropist having supported this worthy cause. Good luck!

Cheryl said...

I wonder if we can like you more than once? It took a lot of work for me to figure it out the first time. At least you learned from my bumbling and wrote better instructions here! :-) Good Luck!

Cheryl said...

Nope. I checked. I can only "unlike" you now, and I would NEVER do that! But Yay, Amy, you are now up to 56 likes!!! Woo-hoo! Can't you just about taste that pizza already? :-)

TX Mommy 2 said...

just helping a TX girl out :)

Eileen Short said...

You're SO taking home that weekly pizza. :) Congrats! (and suck it, Dawn, with many middle names)

Mike Russell said...

I am getting an error message in Google Chrome. Any suggestions?

Michemily said...

Well, I just clicked on "Gefällt mir" (that's "like" in German) and then forced my sister and mom to do the same, only they actually clicked on "Like" and not on "Gefällt mir." ;) Good luck.

Kimi said...

You are officially kicking her ass. Congrats

Chris said...

I was number 80! Best of luck!

Grandma said...

Love how they are seeing their fan base grow so much...from all over the country:)))Your mama's so proud of you!

Amy said...

I love you guys!

Christina said...

Done! I was #112!! You have officially left Dawn with too many names in the dust!

Lynda said...

Done. I only hope that the free pizza once a week will lead to more "poop in your pants" stories.

jennie w. said...

Are you sure their pizza is better than the gas station kind?

Morgan -Ing said...

Me and 134 other people "like" you thus far. :)

Mrs Furious said...

Got your back.
We have been driving 40 minutes for coal fired pizza. It's that freaking good.
Enjoy.

BrianFlash said...

Yum Pizza! Looking good - up to 130 likes...

Chelsea said...

I think you're going to win. I just "liked" this and so have 185 other people!

Annette said...

LOL, I think Dawn is done. I just "Liked" and it said 191 others had to her 35. Enjoy the pizza! :)

momtofourgirls.Kari said...

I was #200! You are awesome and I love reading your blog to my family! No more "Butt Pizza" for you :)

Katie said...

Done, you're soooooo getting this pizza! I'm sooooo jealous of you!

Mel said...

I was 305!! You have this in the bag ;p

Charming's Mama said...

Sorry but I'm not on facebook. I know pretty lame right. Does it help if I "like" you here?

Jen said...

Lurker coming out of the wood works here, but I went over and liked for ya! I hope you win! Your blog has me laughing so much! I love it!

Helena said...

I liked it! And here, once people like that fan page, they can click on this link, and it will take them straight to your comment. No need to scroll and search.

http://www.facebook.com/RoostersPizza?v=info#!/RoostersPizza?v=wall&story_fbid=139588159417817&ref=mf

I hope you win!