For some reason it feels a little bit sacreligious to do this on St. Patrick's Day, but hey, it's Thursday, so what can I do?
Also, I've really always hated the word piss. In my opinion, it's by far, one of the worst four-letter-combinations that was ever conjured up. But Things That Get Our Goats Thursday? That unbelievably lame. What to do?
Here's my list for today:
Really dirty snow in March.
Forgetting things at home and having to go all the way back.
When there's no bread in the house.
The fact that Coach ate the hands and feet off Maggie's baby doll.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndddddd........GO!
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When your 1 year old pukes in his bed at 9:00pm and it soaks through his stuffed doggy, blanket, comforter both sheets and the mattress! Then wakes you up at midnight with a poopy diaper!
Getting stressed out as heck because of quarterly reporting at work and having other assignments thrown on me last minute because idiots couldn't plan in advance.
Getting sick the day before I go to Denmark, probably due to the stress from work.
Inlaws who invite themselves over FAR too often.
The returns counter at Walmart.
A cat who insists on flinging every drop of water from her dish across the kitchen floor, causing my two year old to slip, fall, and scream.
The idiot across the street who can't seem to remember to put on a shirt when he walks out the front door. EVER.
My first grader's tantrums over homework. Every. Single. Day.
Kid, you've got 11 more years of school so get over it already.
The fact that my 2 and 3 year old cannot go longer than 30 seconds without fighting (seriously, not exaggerating!) unless the TV is on, and even then the bickering resumes every 10 minutes.
Funny. . . as a "good" mormon girl (ha) piss is the one word i feel ok with shouting at my 8th graders.
***a few weeks ago a noticed a trend around the lunch table at work. . . every Thursday all the teachers gripe and dare I say. . ."bitch" about how everything sucks-- only on THURSDAY!!!!***
Nothing sucks today. . . its SPRING BREAK in DALLAS!!!!
Dumb drivers on the freeway!
-Declined checks for no reason other than Telecheck SUCKS!
-Impatient inlaws!
-Having to go to work on a gorgeous day!
that Dad is sick and we r supposed to leave on Sun....and that I will prob. get it then.figures!
Feeling fat enough and then realizing I have 3 more months of pregnancy!
Getting lost trying to walk anywhere in DC (I work here but I don't know my way around much of the city!).
OH MY LOOOOORD the dirty snow...and melting snow...and slush hell! I can't take it.
When I leave a load of laundry in the washing machine for days on end... HATE THAT.
When I want to eat everything bad for me AND I want to be skinny. I CAN'T WIN!
What about Things that Wad Our Panties Thursday?
Anyway, I need to add:
cat snot
dieting
having the flu during spring break.
The end.
Pollen.
When the house payment due date falls ONE DAY before pay day.
When husbands get mad at the dogs for barking. THEY'RE DOGS.
When husbands get mad at the dogs for barking when a strange person comes up to the house. You MIGHT appreciate that someday when they scare off a would-be intruder!
OH!!!!!! And your dailymile comment made me think of something that I HATE.
STUPID word verification on blogs. Here is hoping that when I click "publish your comment" you don't have one! :)
horray!
I'm so annoyed I gave up complaining for Lent or I'd be all over this. Wait, was that just a complaint? Arrrgggg.
Cat puke
Lack of parental support at the schools
Renters who move out and leave the house a mess and leave all their junk at the house-where am I supposed to dump it all at?? And when it takes me 2 1/2 hours to clean DOG SNOT, yes, I said DOG SNOT off the walls
A screaming child in a small car
Friends that call to "vent" and during said "venting" will NOT let you say one word, then complete venting and say they have to go now...
People who whine and complain about "things" other people have, but don't acknowledge how much they themselves have
Cleaning the bathroom and 2 minutes later having my kids go in and brush their teeth leaving toothpaste from floor to ceiling, arrrgggghhhh...
Petty people-am I being one of them right now??
People texting while driving
Utah Department of Transportation
Freeway construction where they haven't quite got the last lane lines off before putting down new ones so that you aren't quite sure where the right lane is...wow...4 lanes are now 6,5,8 lanes all at the same time.
Things That Tick Us Off Thursday?
Bosses who keep changing their minds and should really be in counseling.
People who add an S to the end of a store name. Safeways. Wal Marts. Costcos.
When your husband teaches your 4 year old to say "piss". I feel the same way about that word as you do.
Wearing a cute top for the first time and no one noticed because it was freezing in my office so I had to wear a sweater over it all day.
And...don't tell her...
When my MIL posts messages to my husband on my facebook wall. I got guilted into friending in the first place and this is not helping. If you wanted him to know, call him!
when people say "ain't" or "I seen"
grease spatters from the fry pan
burning my mouth on food that is too hot (or I am too impatient to let cool)
pot holes
-Having to wait two months to get a doctors appointment.
-People who I thought were friends avoiding me like the plague- turns out they're not really friends after all.
-The weather
-Gas prices
-Taxes
-Laundry
-The zits on my face- I'm not a freaking teenager anymore, but apparently my face didn't get that message.
-Being ignored
-Over ripe bananas
-Allergies
What about "Ticked off Thursday"?
People who are negative, and can never, ever, see the bright side of things. Once in a while, fine, but all the time, not cool.
Word verification on private blogs. Really? Are we just a smidgen overprotective?
Women who aren't shy about telling everyone how busy they are all the time. They just try to make us regular moms feel bad about our lazy ways.
Being told "we all parent differently". Isn't that just code for "I don't like how you parent, so I'll do it my own way thankyouverymuch." I don't really care about your opinion of my parenting.
Oh my heck, I didn't realize I had so many things that pissed me off.
Thanks! I feel much better. :)
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