If you haven't been to the old blog in a while, I'd ask you to start by reading yesterday's post titled Fart on My Life. If you're already familiar with that post, then mmm mmm mmm, you're in for a treat.
There's good news and there's bad news, and just for the sake of keeping things exciting, I'll start with the good news.
GOOD NEWS: Thanks to a strapping combination of testosterone, persistence, and brute force, my ultra manly husband was just barely able to stretch the shrunken cover back on to the couch cushion. Yay! Go Jared!
BAD NEWS: The bad news is, well, they do say that a picture is worth a thousand words...
Fern Maggie Lawson, Artist
F to the M to the L.