September 1, 2011
Okay, so maybe the blue sweater is a little bit boring. But wait, it gets better. I bought it two Thursdays ago at Target, and so far, I've worn it ten out of the last fourteen days:
That's not a joke, that's not an exaggeration. Even Jared, the man who doesn't know the difference between the green and yellow Crayola crayons noticed the serial sweater-wearing. The man still can't wrap his mind around what makes a skirt a skirt and a dress a dress, but he knows that the blue sweater has gotten completely out of hand.
I'm not planning to stop this behavior. Not planning to wash the sweater, either. I have a testimony of the blue sweater.