August 14, 2007
I'd like to send a happy, happy birthday to my big sister Katy who is now thirty years old. She claims to be excited about her new age (not that there's anything wrong with that). I keep hearing that thirty is the new twenty, and considering recent medical advancements, I can't say that I completely disagree.
Katy, today is your day, so hit the town and do something for yourself. Do something that thirty-year-olds enjoy. In case you're short on ideas, I've come up with a few of my own. You could:
...go to Macy's and try on a few holiday themed cardigan sweaters.
...take a fiber laxative (but only after your purchase it using a manufacturer's coupon).
...buy yourself a new, age appropriate swimsuit.
...test drive your dream mini-van.
...order a nice, new pair of mom-jeans from JC Penney or Sears (your choice).
...or treat yourself to a short, easy-to-manage haircut.You're right Katy, thirty is cool. Rock on in your button down halloween sweater, matching turtleneck shirt, and coordinating pin! Rock on in your sensible shoes! Rock on to your favorite song by Kenny G (and other lite favorites)!
Rock on, girl...because life truly begins at thirty!