Back in October and November, I managed to drop nine pounds by participating in Viv's ridiculously amazing weight loss challenge--which I should add, had some of the most fantastic prizes I've ever seen in the whole entire blogging world. Seriously guys, I came in second place and won--get this--a heart rate monitor watch valued at sixty-something dollars, shipping included.
Now I want you to close your eyes, concentrate hard, and wager a guess as to how much weight I've dropped since Viv's challenge ended. Seriously, take a guess....
That's right! No pounds! Actually, I've gained one of 'em back.
For the last thirty days, I've been moping around my house with a cupcake in each hand, saying things like, "How will I ever look like a Victoria's Secret model??? I need another weight loss challenge right now." And I, as you know, often forget where I leave my wallet, keys, and three-year-old son. Therefore, I am simply not capable of organizing a challenge myself.
Again, oh fart.
But guess wha-at? Sara and Holly over at Diet Cake (um, love that title) are hosting another weight loss challenge that starts tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, it's not too late to look like Beyonce afterall.
And duh, you all I know I wouldn't do it if there wasn't a prize involved. This time it's a mystery prize valued at dozens of dollars. Say it with me...oooooohhhhhhhhh.
If you'd like to participate, hop on over to their blog and check out the rules in their November 30th post, then return to their site tomorrow for what is sure to be an amazing, memorable kick-off. (Don't let my readers down ladies.)
I'll be there with my ankle weights on!