February 10, 2009
I'd like to let the entire world know that I'm having one of those days wherein a big, slimy piece of poo looks a whole lot cuter than I do. Honestly, that woman who works down the hall from me--the state employee with the yellow-tinted glasses that happen to be the size of dinner plates?
The one who likes to pair a long, flowered skirt with rubber mary-janes and athletic ankle socks every single day?
The one who chain smokes in the front seat of her 1991 Chevy Caprice through the entirety of her lunch break?
The one who still uses scrunchies?
Don't mess with me here--if you've ever had a job anywhere in the United States of America, then you know damn well who I'm talking about.
She looks better than I do today. Way, way better.
Is anyone else experiencing a major ugly day today?