How's that for a long and detailed title?I'll be around today, so check back later. I'm too hungry to post right now.
In the mean time, never forget how much I love you--yes, I mean you Vanessa.
Vanessa Christenson is a woman who, according to that picture up there, has absolutely no trace of love handles. She is also my spicy Latina crafting muse. If you currently have (or ever did have) a uterus, you should click on over to her site. Men, don't bother--she rarely posts any bikini pics.
What can I say? That biz-natch can sew. And craft. And successfully make average women--including me--look and feel like big, fat, steaming piles of horse poo.
One thing I'll never understand about Vanessa is her love of thrift store sheets. I think I emailed her once and was like, "If you want to dress your kids in fabric that hairy old men might have had sex on top of, then that's your personal business. But dude, you're disgusting."
She emailed back saying something to the effect of, "Don't sell me short, I make clothes for myself out of those sheets, too."
I'd have to say, that was the magical moment where our e-friendship officially began.