January 22, 2009
I don't even want to tell you what happens when a three-year-old decides to feed an entire plate of tater-tots and corn to a greyhound with moderate to severe stomach issues.
Let's just say it involves a freezing cold husband and combinations of words that I've never really heard before.
Oh, and it covers the surface area of Orange County California. Approximately.
I'm sending this dog to boarding school.